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I watched the worst film i've seen in a long while earlier this week - 10,000BC.

Truly atrocious from start to finish - script, acting, plot, editing, and effects were all woeful. Ironically, it's a sparkling Blu-ray release, with superb picture (which just shows up the dodgy effects) and corking HD sound. Thankfully I only rented it from LoveFilm...

Previous to that, I think Guy Ritchie and Madonna are the couple with the worst film credentials between them. Once Matthew Vaughan left the Ritchie/Vaughan field (after Lock Stock and Snatch) I think it's clear to see where the talent lay...

So, Swept Away and Revolver have to be contenders for worst film - I didn't finish watching either. 

Eyes Wide Shut would be on my list, too... 

timwileman:

or alone in the dark....but that did have Tara Reid in it :-)

Dead On Arrival - awful film based on the video game.

Inland Empire - I like David Lynch, but he must've been on something pretty strong.

Charlie's Angels 2 - The first 5 minutes lets you know you're in for pile of rubbish.

Transporter 2 - Laughable

X-Files:We Want To Believe

House Of The Dead 2 - Even worse than first

The Hunted - An hour and a half of chasing and the occassional feeble knife fight

Crash (Cronenberg) - Why?

FrankHarveyHiFi:

Charlie's Angels 2 - The first 5 minutes lets you know you're in for pile of rubbish.

FrankHarveyHiFi:

Crash (Cronenberg) - Why?

 

Because I think - judging by his output over the years - that Mr C has some "issues" he needs to work through.... 

FrankHarveyHiFi:

Dead On Arrival - awful film based on the video game.

Inland Empire - I like David Lynch, but he must've been on something pretty strong.

Charlie's Angels 2 - The first 5 minutes lets you know you're in for pile of rubbish.

Transporter 2 - Laughable

X-Files:We Want To Believe

House Of The Dead 2 - Even worse than first

The Hunted - An hour and a half of chasing and the occassional feeble knife fight

Crash (Cronenberg) - Why?

 

But if you had to choose 1 ?

I personally cannot stand Clockwise .....I mean, about 10 minutes in I'd've said ' Sod the Conference' and gone home. In fact any movie where the pretext is illogical (Captain) 

Entropy:

I cannot stand the Lord Of the Rings & Harry Potter Films.

I've tried and Tried but i cannot stand them

I'm not a fan either but it's hard to argue they're the worst. They're well made and the story isn't bad but I can't watch them either. Is Harry Potter worse than Closer ?

andyb190:

I personally cannot stand Clockwise